Mad Lib, b*tches!

carrieoz_76

Ok, this board is duller than dull lately.  Let's do a Mad Lib.  If you don't know what a Mad Lib is ... well, then you're too young to be getting married.

Directions: Respond by filling in the blanks.  (hint: the point is to be somewhat truthful, but mostly FUNNY)

Wedding Planning!

I was _(adjective)_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _(verb)   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  (adverb)  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  (noun)  but he wanted  (noun) .  He is a complete  (adjective) .  Eventually, we agreed to  (verb) , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  (noun) .  The arguments usually end when we  (verb) .  

I'm totally looking forward to my  (adjective)  wedding.  Our guests are going to  (verb)  when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  (verb) .

sjlarobadiere

ooo fun! I'm oh so bored at the moment!!!

okay here I go..

I was _freezing my butt off_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _schedule   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  brightly  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  a hippo  but he wanted  ice skates!  He is a complete  nutter .  Eventually, we agreed to  share , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  jungles.  The arguments usually end when we  bubble.  

I'm totally looking forward to my  exotic  wedding.  Our guests are going to  sh*t when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  deal .

hmmmm I'm not sure that's true or funny...but it as hard because yoiu usually don't know the story beforehand ya know?

amylbell

I was _(exploring_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _(cucumber   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  gaylyabout our budget.  Also, I wanted  snorkel  but he wanted  pie.  He is a complete  pta member.  Eventually, we agreed to  tap dance, which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  abraham lincoln2.  The arguments usually end when we  run.  

I'm totally looking forward to my  glittery wedding.  Our guests are going to  burp when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  snort .




lol I just ready this back   fun idea...yeah this site has been sooo slow to move around in I've been mia

carrieoz_76

I was _boisterous_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _harmonize   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  loudly  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  elephants  but he wanted  naked girls .  He is a complete  perv .  Eventually, we agreed to  screw , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  money dance .  The arguments usually end when we  drink .  
I'm totally looking forward to my  klassy  wedding.  Our guests are going to  kiss  when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  cook dinner.
Yea... it's harder when you know the story.  

Ciaram22

I was _shocked_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _reserve   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  constantly  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  candy  but he wanted  cake .  He is a complete  idiot .  Eventually, we agreed to  play , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  family .  The arguments usually end when we  sleep .  

I'm totally looking forward to my  disaster  wedding.  Our guests are going to  fall  when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  b*tch .

alyssa324

I love mad libs our RSVP is mad libs style

I was _(atheletic)_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _(admire)   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  (mysteriously)  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  (pliers)  but he wanted  (fishing line) .  He is a complete  (dull) .  Eventually, we agreed to  (copy) , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  (lightbulbs) .  The arguments usually end when we  (blink) .  

I'm totally looking forward to my  (itchy)  wedding.  Our guests are going to  (blush)  when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  (dream) .



I asked FI to pick the words LOL

jennuinne

I was PATIENT when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to PAY FOR  our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue CIRCULARLY about our budget.  Also, I wanted LUAU but he wanted COURTHOUSE.  He is a complete MAN .  Eventually, we agreed to  PARTY, which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about SEX.  The arguments usually end when we SLEEP.  

I'm totally looking forward to my FABULOUS wedding.  Our guests are going to BOOGIE when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  DRINK.

jennyann28

I was _ridiculous_ when FI asked me to marry him.  Soon, we realized it was time to _pimp   our wedding.  We quickly realized it's not so easy!  We began to argue  sexily  about our budget.  Also, I wanted  a horse to ride in photos  but he wanted  Texas Holdem' .  He is a complete  cotton-headed ninnymuggins .  Eventually, we agreed to  paint our toenails , which resolved everything.  Now, we only argue about  spoons.  The arguments usually end when we  pass gas .  
I'm totally looking forward to my  abominable  wedding.  Our guests are going to  imbibe  when they see what we have in store for them.  And in the meantime, FI will just have to  buy me tomato soup from Safeway.