open letter tuesday

sarack

Dear honeymoon,

     I can't wait, you better be the sh!t for how much we're spending!

excited bride

Dear fat,

       We aren't enemies, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this.. i don't wanna fight with you.. please make the scale show a smaller number.. k? thanks!

-smaller you

Dear bank account,

      Please multiply.

i wanna be rich.

Tygirljojo

Dear Gocco,

Thank you for working on the RSVPs (for the most part). Now, can we please do an awesome job with the invites and Details card? 

Much appreciated,

Hesitant bride


Dear waist,

Legs have jumped on the bandwagon, yet you are still kind of droopy.  And chunky.  And I'm just not really happy with that.  Could you please be so kind as to slim down more by mid May?  I would REALLY appreciate that - it would help releive a lot of anxiety and stress. 

Thank you,

The rest of the body


Dear neighbors with the roosters,

Suck it!

Kindly,

Annoyed neighbor

KST_

Dear Coworker/friend,
Yes, I am STILL pissed at you for yesterday evening. Your biitchy rant at me was uncalled for and offbase as I did not dink around for an hour before working on the customer's file. And for the record, it doesn't matter if you didn't see anything come in, YOU don't know everything going on at all times and don't know what work gets sent to someone directly instead of the group email.  Therefore, yes, you ALWAYS need to tell us before you run the program updates!!!
Sincerely,
Justified cranky grudge holder

Dear HM,
Would you PLEASE help FI get you figured out?!?!?! This is causing me streeessssss. I can't believe two different travel agents weren't any help. We're getting married in 2 MONTHS and still don't even know where to have you?!?!
Sincerely,
Stressed bride-to-be who desperately NEEDS an awesome HM

Dear Stress,
You are refusing to be manageable. You are stubbornly resisting and ignoring all usual healthy tools used to mitigate your behavior. My usually lovely fingernails are now chipped and chewed to practically nothing, not to mention the disaster of my cuticles. There are no mammoths or saber-toothed tigers that I must combat, therefore your existence at this semi-permanent state of readiness is really out of step with current evolution. Please behave or take your time out!
Sincerely,
Red and Raw fingers

KST_

Sorry my letters are always so long!
I forgot, on more:

Dear HUGE ZIT on my cheekbone,
I do not appreciate that you are the underskin kind. Your location means you are VERY painful as any time I smile or make facial expressions, it stretches the skin tight and you push against the bone and HURT. Please don't act like a normal evil one and stay around for a month! Please go away fast!
Sincerely
Hurts to smile

LuminousMuse

Dear Head and Chest,

It has been nearly 6 days since you broke down and gave in to that nasty cold, get over it already!  I need to book my dress consultation for this week and I don't think they will appreciate me coughing all over and blowing my nose every 5 minutes.

Signed,
Frustrated That Cold Medicine Never Seems to Work For Me

jamers22

Dear stress: Please go away. You are not wanted. And my happy pills only help so much. So please go away. You are affecting my work, school, relationship and life. Go away. Signed, I want my life back

Ciaram22

Dear Downstairs A$$holes,

Please stop singing at all hours of the day and night. Also please learn how to sing within your range. Singing at the top of your lungs and way off key is not attractive and is really annoying.

Sincerely
Frustrated upstairs

Dear lonely and babysitter less coworker

I don't mind watching your kids every once in a while but lately with your normal babysitters bailing on you at the last minute and me getting asked is really getting rediculous. You need to find someone to watch them that isn't a flake. You also need to get laid so that you can relieve some of this stress and frustration through sex.

Thanx
Washington Auntie

jennyann28

Mine is kind of TMI...

Dear AF,

You are a b!tch.  Thanks a lot for being 5 days late and completely screwing with my well-timed schedule.  You'd better reset yourself, because the way it stands right now, you'll be making an appearance at my wedding and honeymoon, and YOU ARE NOT INVITED!

Signed,
BitchyPissedoffCrampyUterusNeedsChocolate

sarack

jenny!! i'm sorry, i tried to skip my period, thought it worked.. well it came 21 days after i started the new pack.. and lasted for 13 days. lucky me! but its over now and i won't get it during our wedding or honeymoon.

sarack

Dear small wedding details,

        Please get yourself done. Every time I think I've completed something I realized I have 500 more things to do.. sh!t!

-too many tasks to complete and stressed.

mgoss228

Dear certain friends of mgoss,

Please don't schedule the dinner for this Friday, at the same time as the Husky Spring Game.  Yes, I know it is only a practice and not an actual game, but I was the first person on facebook to respond to the event and specifically stated that Friday was not a good night for dinner and that should count for something   I want "catch-up girl time" too.

~ Torn Hardcore Husky Fan who also misses her friends

carrieoz_76

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_washington-seattle_open-letter-tuesday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:104Discussion:8c6bb568-3d21-40d6-9e3b-3caa3e46b5d5Post:4911dd67-1fba-4e89-8c94-6444e59eef6c">Re: open letter tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Mine is kind of TMI... Dear AF, You are a b!tch.  Thanks a lot for being 5 days late and completely screwing with my well-timed schedule.  You'd better reset yourself, because the way it stands right now, you'll be making an appearance at my wedding and honeymoon, and YOU ARE NOT INVITED! Signed, BitchyPissedoffCrampyUterusNeedsChocolate
Posted by jennyann28[/QUOTE]
@BPoCUNC - In case this continues to be an issue - someone is planning to keep taking the active pill in order to avoid this very issue.  Someone's Dr. said it would be medically fine to do so.

carrieoz_76

Dear Little Brothers,

You have elevated the selfish / annoying tendencies to unbearable levels and you are stressing us out beyond belief.  Can you just go back to your normal but bearable levels - at least until the end of August?

Much appreciated,
Big Sister, FI to Big Brother