Wedding Woes

using tampons poem

if your vagina begins to bleedthis basket holds something you will needfirst pick a tampon from the bunchthis part is easy, i have a hunch. go into the stall and lift your skirtdon't worry, you keep on your shirt. remove your panties - slide them downplease don't let them touch the ground. next remove the tampon wrapperbe careful - don't fall in the crapper. spread your legs and your lips wideslowly slide the tampon insidenext give the applicator a pushmake sue the string's not in your bushremove the applicator - throw it outi know you're happy - don't scream and shout. pull up your panties and fix your clothesone more step - that's how it goes. to end it all, go wash your handsthen go out and have a dance.

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