Oh, I was so close to just starting to snap photos for WW, but I was afraid someone would figure it out.There was:The girl who wore her underwear as outerwear. She had on a camisole with a built in bra and boy short underwear. With black knee high boots. No, I'm not kidding. She was the waitress. I finally had to ask her what her towel was hanging off us. She laughed and didn't answer.The multitude of sweater tunics, with big belts, tights, and boots. Someone even made the bold choice of pink tights. I kept trying to think of a chicken leg or muppet joke, but one wasn't coming to me.The women who probably didn't know their fashion choices were being ruled by Flashdance, but they had cut out their collars anyway.The woman who cut up her long t-shirt into a short skirt. The goods were randomly on display until she would gasp and haul it back down to her upper thigh.The open toed boots.IDK what some of these women did with their hair, but the new look seems to be putting a ponytail on the top of your head, pulling it half in/out, and then the bottom parts spiking up with bobby pins.The open toed boots.Then Miami Vice/Hawaii 5-0 walked in. I could not help the "OMG HIS JACKET IS THE COLOR OF A CREAMSICLE" explosion of the mouth. Beyond that dude, most of the guys actually looked nice and put together. Also, even DH noticed the open toed boots and tried to ask me WTF was going on with THAT? I looked at him like I was crazy and said, "Do you think I know?"It was fun. Ooo, then the fight broke out. We see one tall, really skinny dude come flying down the path with a much shorter and really stocky dude chasing him. It was hilarious. They both got thrown out. That was my and DH's que to go.
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