Roast PMeg Here

VarunaTT

I'mma need a minute to think on this.

PMeg819

You need a minute?! Really, I thought you'd have something primed and ready.

Cant_wait!

I heard pmeg smells like old people.

Future Mrs Butterworth

It's because she is. She's been eating the hearts of the elderly for 6 generations to keep herself young looking. She eats the elderly because nobody looks that hard when they go missing.

**O-Face**

Pmeg IS old people. 

~~Busy.~~

Pmeg wears a 24 rectal thermometer becuase that's the only way she feels she can tell if she truly has a fever. She only takes it out to poo.

Cant_wait!

One time, Pmeg didn't poop for a whole week.

PMeg819

That last one CW, actually true.

Future Mrs Butterworth

I heard she bathes in marinara from olive garden. She uses their salad dressing in her hair tho, so it comes out shiny.

Cant_wait!

I heard that instead of pedicures, Pmeg bites her toenails. She likes that it saves her time and money.

MinM

She showers naked.....I've seen it

jessjo04

I hear PMeg has Mmmbop as her ringtone.

Future Mrs Butterworth

I heard she let some dude knock her up. What a ho. Fo... sho.

MinM

CW - she also spits out the nails into a jar that she keeps and is going to try to sell on ebay after her baby is born....so people can use her DNA to replicate PBlob.

**O-Face**

I heard Pmeg wears crocs.  EVERYWHERE.

PMeg819

I'm really disappointed that confession has gotten 28 posts, and this has a measly 14. I want a star dammit.

jojobrn

Not only does Pmeg wear Crocs, she has all the little button decoration things on them for her crunchy birth and knitting.

hmonkey

giblets.

MinM

She wears yoga pants all the time now in case her baby falls out.

Cant_wait!

I hear pmeg is knitting herself these practice boobs [img]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.simplyknitting.co.uk/resources/simplyknitting/RuthScott-KnittedBreasts.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.simplyknitting.co.uk/page/simplyknitting%3Fentry%3Dknitted_breast_appeal&usg=__K_dx_thwf9IIow3GaDr-8ZKU5sk=&h=375&w=500&sz=163&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=w7haPnFaxHYtqM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dknitted%2Bbreast%2Bbreastfeeding%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1[/img]So she can teach herself to breastfeed.

Mrs.Thistletwat

Pmeg is going to divide her placenta. 1/3 will be planted in her McMansion yard, 1/3 will be freeze dried and turned into pills and 1/3 will be made into lasagna. Or she's going to have the whole thing turned into a placenta jerky teddy bear for Pblob.

LnR70707

Pmeg carries all her BFP pee sticks around in a baggie in her purse.

Future Mrs Butterworth

I hear she thoroughly enjoys mountain oysters. She eats them raw, as a side to the elderly hearts.

Mrs.Thistletwat

she is also going to use breast milk as creamer for coffee. "Would you like some milk in your coffee, honey?" ~lifts shirt and squirts~

Future Mrs Butterworth

She's gonna make placenta protein shakes to drink, using both her breast milk and her placenta, and a little cocoa.

MinM

she is going to allow her baby to be around those killer dogs and you know she is going to rub bacon grease on the kid and collect money from neighbors and place bets on who is going to win in the battle royale: Baby vs. Pittie.

jessjo04

I hear PMeg puts garlic in her applesauce so she doesnt get herpes.

6fsn

Pmeg and carrann are besties IRL.

hmonkey

Pmeg and carrann are besties IRL. [img]http://www.macandtees.com/shop/images/boom%20roasted.gif[/img]

Future Mrs Butterworth

Pmeg is collecting hair, nail clippings, and ear wax for Madam Meg's Wax Museum when she gets older. So far she has a bust of Britney Spears and the nose from Miley Cyrus.

jojobrn

Don't forget the White Russians made with fresh frozen breastmilk! She's starting with the colostrum in the hospital.