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Douchy Friend (long)

This kid is 26, but you'd think he's still a sophomore in college by the way he acts. Bottom line, he's in love with a married chick. It has always been his MO to go after girls in relationships, and I've always given him a hard side-eye for it. Married chick was first happily engaged, then happily married, if somewhat naive. Before married chick's wedding, we were all part of a larger group of friends, but it was one of those high-school situations where Douchy would always try to come up with excuses for himself and married chick to hang out alone. He'd always make sure to sit next to her when we went out, he'd make plan things when he knew half the group couldn't make it, etc. For example: once we made tentative plans to meet on a Saturday afternoon. Douchy said he'd call everyone the day of to finalize things. I never got a call, and assumed the plans had fallen through. The next time we all hung out, married chick said it sucked that no one had been able to come out on Saturday, it had just been she and Douchy. He told her the rest of us canceled.In the last couple months before her wedding, married chick got maybe a little to liberal with sharing the little spats that she and her FI got into. Douchy ate these stories up. He'd bring up arguments from days or weeks before just to get married chick to re-live the frustration, and he'd talk about how he'd never treat a woman he was marrying that way. So then the wedding came. Douchy wore a white dinner jacket. He also wore sunglasses for the entire day, including when we were indoors at night. We obviously knew the reason, but my H (bf at the time) likes to instigate, and kept asking Douchy if something was wrong with his eyes. He did finally get Douchy to admit he'd been crying the entire day. We figured the wedding would put an end to all the douchyness, but no. he continued this kind of behavior for 6 months, then he moved to take a job in another city. After that, he became Uber-Douche. He can't stop talking about how awesome his life is and how great his job is and how married chick is a loser who's going nowhere in life. He was officially unfriended by the entire group within a few months of his move. He tried to get back in touch a little while before my wedding, we think because he wanted an invite. That didn't happen. Oh, and he recently moved again to LA. About 6 times before he moved, he contacted me to ask what part of California I was moving to, acting like we could be bffs again. I reminded him every time that LA and SJ are farther away from each other than the previous 2 cities we lived in.

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    ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    Ugh, I had a "friend" like this once, and even got caught on a sneak attack date with him one time.
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    **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    Stalker status.
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    this is excellent. i would like pictures, please, to complete the douchy picture in my head.
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    Has married chick ever caught on that he's in love with her?
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    LnR70707LnR70707 member
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    edited December 2011
    ahahahahaha @ sunglasses because he was crying.  What a lameass
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    TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    Some part of her has to know. She and her husband fought about it for awhile I think. But outwardly she's always maintained that they are friends, only friends, and will never be anything but friends. When other people would make comments she'd laugh them off. Douchy would get pissy and defensive. HMo, I'm almost 100% sure I have a picture of the white dinner jacket, I will try to locate it and put it on FB.
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    jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    edited December 2011
    Can you fuzz out the face? I want to see the jacket SO BAD. White jacket + sunglasses inside = DOUCHE! Were they aviator sunglasses? That would be perfect.
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    i am full-on expecting [img]http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/james-spader-pink_l.jpg[/img] sidenote: how How HOW did my prepubescent mind think that it was tres normal for a high school kid to wear a white linen suit to school?  oh john hughes.  you so crazy.  and genius!
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    jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    edited December 2011
    Extra points if his shirt was only buttoned up half way!
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    TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    Okay, pics are up. Hmo you are not very far off, though Douchy's hair isn't quite so luxurious.
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