1) There is a woman who door down from me who takes EVERY call on speakerphone. She doesn't shut the door and she has the volume maxed out. I HATE this so effing much. I want to end her life using the phone cord.2) I am wearing a pair of pants I bought in graduate school. I don't know how much I weigh, but these were my "goal pants," so it could be 250 and I still wouldn't care. Woot.