STF

DG1

Adult conversation, per NOLA's request.  I'm thinking this isn't exactly what she meant, but whatever.

I'll stat.  I had a sexy dream about one of our directors this week.  I hate it when that happens.  Sexy dreams about Jon Hamm?  Sure. Sexy dreams about people I know IRL? Ick. 

Anyway, he (happily married IRL) leaned in to kiss me (also happily married IRL), and I kissed him back and got all tingly over it.  It was all very forbidden and HOT. I felt guilty in the dream and outside of it.

In semi-related news, I invited DH home for an afternooner yesterday, but he decided he couldn't leave work early.  Srsly. I am falling asleep by 9:30 PM. I don't know when he thinks he's going to get any if he doesn't make some time for it during the day.

TheDuckis

I don't remember the last time DH and I had sex. As in, I know we had sex, I just don't remember it. At all.

It was after my bro's wedding/afterparty. I was admittedly wasted. The last thing I remember is rolling on top of him and fully expecting to get my sloppy ass turned down. Apparently that's not what happened. Let me tell you, the most embarassing question you can ever ask your husband is "did we have sex last night?"

baconsmom

We've had to have dirty-whore-no-kissing sex this week because I got a cold sore after leaving my troll cave for the bright, sunshiney world outside. It's been awesome - especially the break from blowjobs. I'm almost sad I'm all better now. 

Butter Cookie

I gave FI a lap dance the other morning and then realized it was 7am and I needed to go to work. His face went from this:  to this:  in 2.7 seconds. 

I LOL'd. Hard. 

DG1

I can't remember the last time DH got a BJ.  He practically doesn't even ask for them anymore. 

NOLABridesmaid

Butter, poor husband.
DG, this just means you're going to do a sneak attack and jump his bones.

Butter Cookie

It's cool. I helped him out that evening. I adore him, and love sex with him, but I also don't want to get fired. He knew that, and wasn't mad or anything, just disappointed. 

**O-Face**

Oh man.  I give H an average of 4 bjs every time AF comes to town.  It's sort of an agreement.  He helps me out sometimes too. 

NOLABridesmaid

I think I'm missing out on the peak sex years of my 30's.

Paulo's Menina Bela

I launched an attack on H before he got in  the shower, but Mr. Clean was all, "I'm dirty, let me get cleaned up first." Loser.  By the time he was ready for sechs it was 10:30p and I was tired.

That was a week ago.

zsazsa-stl

BCPs have killed my drive dead.

PMeg819

I finally got laid this week. Like TD, I couldn't remember the last time I had sex. However, alcohol played no part in it, I just think it's been about 3-4 months at least and I can't remember.

I also told DH that after May 1st, he has to have sex with me regularly because sex can help you go into labor. It was the least sexiest thing I've ever said and maybe I should feel bad for it, but I don't. I've given him a lot of BJs these last few months so I'm owed some favors.

E Squared

Dude's been pretty insistent lately on helping me out multiple times before letting me hop on. I keep checking the calendar to make sure I haven't missed an anniversary or my own birthday. 

In other news, I had an idiotic dream where we were trying to TTC, but we had to artificially inseminate---he somehow rationalized it by saying he couldn't reach my cervix or something, and ended up needing another woman to help him...produce.

Spending a considerable amount of my morning in an angry twilight fog was not my idea of a good Monday.

NOLABridesmaid

I always read that you have your best sex in your 30's, and I only have 3 1/2 more years left. I don't want to be in my 40's and my lady parts are alll dried up, and then getting some.

Ok. I know you aren't dried up in your 40's.:)

loveshine1

We haven't had sex in a long time. DH just got home from a business trip this afternoon, so maybe we'll do it later. I've just been exhausted lately, and sleeping sounds so much better than sex.