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Will we ever find out what a gunt is?

Yeah, yeah, I know that the mystery endures while the solution fades from memory, but I don't think this is one of those kinds of mysteries.
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Re: Will we ever find out what a gunt is?

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    Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    I think it's something between a dirty vagina and a marine fresh into boot camp.

    That's my guess, anyway.
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    edited December 2011
    Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a c*nt... The Gunt.

    Thank you, Urban Dictionary.
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    Ahhhh...I see.  Makes sense now that I think of it. 

    But, eww...
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    L_WoodsL_Woods member
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    edited December 2011
    So it's basically the same thing as a FUPA but on an older lady?
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    edited December 2011
    i thought that was a fupa?
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    edited December 2011
    A rose by any other name....
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    ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    Okay, now I'm even more confused.  When did I ever post about hair in that area?
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    Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    Kuus not you, Mrs.Conn
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    edited December 2011

    One of the preggos did. She is lumping us all together.

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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I didn't know that I was an old lady at 29. 
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    edited December 2011
    You're positively ancient.
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    edited December 2011
    Mrs. Conn - Ten Bland asked if I had a bachelor party. I never know I was a man? Another one told me to tend to my marriage, if I still had one. Did my H leave me and I didn't know it?
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I hate when trolls can't insult the right people. 
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_will-ever-out-gunt?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:176d9f09-4cc8-4b4e-91f1-46cc97c647e5Post:810aeb54-4a7c-4fe7-9d6a-301c4dbdbca7">Re: Will we ever find out what a gunt is?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Mrs. Conn - Ten Bland asked if I had a bachelor party. I never know I was a man? Another one told me to tend to my marriage, if I still had one. Did my H leave me and I didn't know it?
    Posted by MinM[/QUOTE]

    Well, obviously since you spend all day and night on the board you've lost track of the fact that you've grown a penis and lost a husband. 
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    AuntFloAuntFlo member
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    edited December 2011

    We call this Brontosaurus Toe.

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    ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    Hey, if I can miss a pregnancy, I guess you can miss a divorce and a sex change.
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_will-ever-out-gunt?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:176d9f09-4cc8-4b4e-91f1-46cc97c647e5Post:aafcd6c4-e3af-41fe-b034-4ae5e1f6fa3c">Re: Will we ever find out what a gunt is?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hey, if I can miss a pregnancy, I guess you can miss a divorce and a sex change.
    Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

    It's not just a pregnancy Kuus, you're going to give birth to a unibrowed marine animal.
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    edited December 2011
    And that gigantic unibrow on your brown husband.
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    L_WoodsL_Woods member
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    edited December 2011
    This entire time I thought the gunt reference was to something Charlie Sheen said.

    That is all.
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    What the heck is this all about?
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_will-ever-out-gunt?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:176d9f09-4cc8-4b4e-91f1-46cc97c647e5Post:a0132d17-604d-4e52-9e66-4a9aa21b3a89">Re: Will we ever find out what a gunt is?</a>:
    [QUOTE]What the heck is this all about?
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_need-advice-moh-let-down-only-2-months-b4-wedding" rel="nofollow">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_need-advice-moh-let-down-only-2-months-b4-wedding</a>

    Page 2-3 :)
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    edited December 2011
    Delightful Internet Gem, RingLeader posted this....

    ReturnofKuus ... why don't you tend to that unibrow or the gunt hairs that you posted in another thread. BTW ... GROSS! What the hell possessed you post that? Disgusting!
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    baconsmombaconsmom member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_will-ever-out-gunt?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:176d9f09-4cc8-4b4e-91f1-46cc97c647e5Post:ff11c569-8f07-4a96-b907-f4f3a56b1704">Re: Will we ever find out what a gunt is?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a c*nt... The Gunt. Thank you, Urban Dictionary.
    Posted by MinM[/QUOTE]
    That's a front-butt in my house. As in, "If it weren't for front-butt, I'd have no butt at all!" <div>
    </div><div>Why do they assume only older women have these? Or does "older" on UD mean "over 25"? </div>
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    ReturnOfKuusReturnOfKuus member
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    edited December 2011
    To clarify, does she think that I'm married to (and pregnant by) Al B. Sure, or does she think I AM Al B. Sure?
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    Hmmm...We may never know, Kuus.
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