We were watching an old America's Funniest Home Videos the other night. This dumbass, WT woman got a plastic container stuck on her head and her bigger dumbass, WT husband couldn't get it off.
There was a blanket of the rebel flag in the background and all I could think was "looks about right. Maybe they should just let her suffocate."
I also told DH if that happens to me instead of buttering my head he better be getting the scissors to cut the stupid thing off.