Dying at Bmom's post below. I'm driving by to post and run: I think the Woozle definitely has potential. She's in two weddings next year, so I bought her two flower girl books. (She's like me--if you show me how to do something, I'm hopelessly confused; if I read it, I'm like "AH!" with the light bulb over my head.)
One of them has a page that says something like "Sophie wasn't sure what a flower girl did. When BlahBlah was in a wedding, she walked down the aisle holding her little brother's hand. Her friend BlahBlah carried a big ball of flowers called a pomander. And her cousin Madison even rode down the aisle in a wagon." At which point she turned to me, her little brow furrowed, and said, "That's silly. She should walk." Wooz FTW.
Not as awesome as Bacon's comment/song, but perceptive, nonetheless.
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