I finally watched Tough Love.

NOLABridesmaid

I feel like i am now in the know. This is a big whole house full of hot messes.


Taylor looks like a lion. Is she serious?

loveshine1

Oh that hair was insane. It looked horrific. There's nothing worse than a brunette who tries to go blond. It NEVER looks good.

hmonkey

i can't believe she didn't want to change it.  and there was SO MUCH in it -- color, extensions, back combing.  did she not see what the back looked like?

MinM

this is the transcript of my texts to hmo last night

Tough Love time!!

You would kick @ss all over this challenge

ACK @ Taylor's hair

DED @ I want to high five Steve's face. I'm totally going to use that.

I've never seen a cheek piercing before???

loveshine1

My goodness, her hair really was horrible. And the best part was she really thought it looked good.

After Steve hugged her, she got makeup all over his shirt.

Taylor, makeup should not be applied with a butter knife, mmmkay?

hmonkey

steve's interaction with angel was interesting, especially about telling her that she needed to tell her family about stripping.  she's not a child!  but steve's point is all -- you're not a child, so stop hiding things in a childish way.

NOLABridesmaid

Yes, THE BACK!!!!


Let's not leave out the black eyebrows or that eyeshadow.

MinM

Taylor needs to step away from the tanning bed. I also feel as if Steve is a tad orange.

It was weird when Taylor was making sense about not ignoring your date and manners and such. I felt like I was in another dimension or  someone had ripped open the space time continuum. Then she spun off the planet with Rocky and then was drapped all over her by the hot tub. These "ladies" lay all over each other. It it very, very odd.

**O-Face**

They're all weird.  And Rocky ruined the night by being especially weird, and just when you thought she looked normal....*BAM* out comes the huge teddybear.

NOLABridesmaid

I have a sad that Rocky has a 5 year old.


Very, very sad.

However, if Courtney Love raised a normal daughter, I guess there is hope.

VarunaTT

Rocky is just an AW.

Taylor is just...well, Bam is apparently her new Oh-Mm-Gee.  And that hair.  She just does too much of everything.

Man, those women looked great though.  I hope Jenna keeps glowing like that.

hmonkey

i died when steve told kanisha that her mystery man manages a pharmacy.  you know i yelled at the tv, "a street pharmacy or regular pharmacy?"

i laughed and laughed that rocky was all "it was so weird that the guys reacted differently to me when i was wearing a dress."  yes, as opposed to looking like a hot topic mess.  that is crazy.
she is such a crazy aw.  i loved how she kept tapping people and saying, "listen to my nonsense!  no, you're not listening!"  no one cares or takes you seriously.

TheDuckis

We watched this when we got home at 12:30 this morning. I've converted H, because he wouldn't let me watch without him.

Taylor was the hot mess to end all hot messes. How could she possibly look in a mirror and think that looked good? And I think her whole blowup with Rocky was just to ensure she got as much camera time as possible.

Angel ignoring her date was kindof hilarious. He was really boring, but she didn't even fake like she was interested.

Finally, I am not surprised that Kenisha ended up being the best listener, because you know she pays close attention so she can figure out as quickly as possible whether or not a guy is worth her time.

hmonkey

the season opener is available on itunes for free.  i'm just saying (that i downloaded that to my ipod).

jenna killed me with her robot ways. " yes, let us move ... to .. chairs ... for sitting."  slick!

HookaPants

Taylor looks like a caveman.I see Clan of the Cave Bear when I look at her.