Doing this in 2 parts because the stupid knut just ate my entire post. DH and I attended a wedding on Friday. The ceremony and reception themselves weren't anything too out of the ordinary, but the people in attendance were another story. Sadly, I failed in getting pictures of all of them.
The ceremony was in a small church, which was fine, except the bridal party consisted of 9 BMs, 9 GMs, 1 junior GM, 2 flower girls, and 1 ring bearer. They took up the whole front of the church and a few were even smushed against the walls. I couldn't begin to get them all in a single shot, so I didn't even try.
The bride's dress looking amazing, but sadly it only registered for a split second before I thought OMG, WTF happened to her hair? It was this giant sideswept blowout that looked as though she'd crossed paths with a hurricane on her way in. I only have a picture of the back (and also the creepy jesus pictures in the church).
http://tinyurl.com/2alnng6 http://tinyurl.com/24pbhes Halfway through the ceremony, which included a butchered version of Corinthians (bankrupt and fly off the handle aren't part of 13:4, sorry) DH starts nudging me to turn around. At first glance I didn't see anything. A few minutes later I happened to turn and was mauled by the sight of giant exposed cleavage. These things were so big and the dress was so low cut, that not only was I looking at the entire inner halves of her breasts, but also a large chunk of stomach area. The angle isn't the best, but you get the idea.
http://tinyurl.com/28pyuu5 And then there was this guy. I don't really have any words for him, but he spent about 5 minutes blowing bubbles (for the B&G exit) on a small child while we froze our a$$es and waited outside after the ceremony. Creepy to say the least.
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