1. My eyebrow area is such a hot mess. My unibrow area is peeling. Thankfully, the girl I was working with yesterday didn't stare uncomfortably either. Combine that with my random nosebleeds, and I look like some sort of zombie freakshow.
2. I feel asleep last night fully dressed. I managed to brush my teeth but I was too tired to wash my face, put pajamas on, or take my contacts out. I woke up this morning and contemplated just wearing what I was wearing. My work clothes really are anti-wrinkle. ::high five to Banana Republic::