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hmonkey

do you have a second to talk about your mil fb dumping you? 

NOLABridesmaid

I had high hopes for a pop off when I opened this.

hmonkey

SMURF YOU.

Heffalump

I wish it were something exciting.  One day I noticed she was gone, and it was shortly after she and my mom got into a childish FB skirmish.  (I really want to call it a FB war, but it didn't really come close.)  At first, I assumed she dumped me because of that (although I didn't participate).  It turned out that she GBCFBed because she got an email forward about a FB virus, panicked, and deleted her account.

(The Skirmish of the Moms started when DD was brand new and MIL kept posting all over my FB photos, status, and wall "Get that baby a pacifier!"  "Give her a pacifier!!!!" and, my personal favorite, "Two words:  get a pacifier!!!"  I'm used to MILs fvckery and just ignored her, but my mother was so offended that anyone might dare criticize her own flesh and blood that she clutched her pearls, leapt to my defense, and posted "The Woozle doesn't like pacifiers, and neither did Heffa or her brother.  Babies are individuals, and what works for one doesn't always work for another."  My mother was so proud of herself.)

s/o MIL and email forwards, someone sent her a Happy Mother's Day ecard, and she forwarded it to me.  I'm not sure what she was trying to communicate.  Is this basically a fvckeffort Mother's Day ecard for me? 

hmonkey

i like mil a lot.  like, alot alot.