I took Toby to get his nails clipped, and the groomer was working with a schnauzer when we walked back. She said, "Oh, it'll be awhile before I can finish her. Let's go ahead and do his nails!"
I looked in the crate and saw a GREEN dog.
Green! Like this:
She also had some pink on the top of her head. I was like, "WTF!? Are you dying her or trying to get it out?"
She laughed and wouldn't answer the question. If I wouldn't have had to hold my giant boob of a dog so she could clip his nails, I'd have taken a picture. The poor girl was whining and howling. Her shame was palpable.