A little background on the "author":
She's 34 and has 2 kids, 18 and 14. Yes... 18. Never been married, 2 different baby daddies, lives with her mother in a tight ass apartment in the hood. She loves nothing more than sleeping with someone else's man, married, dating or fresh out the pen. She works part time in a daycare center, and was good friends with a Mrs. Ray-Ray until Ray-Ray's untimely passing.
Author got it into her head that she could write a book. Please to be knowing that she did not graduate from high school. But she wrote this, and had it self-published. So now she thinks she the Big Sht of Turd Island. I don't think she's been as far as Baltimore in her entire life.
I'll be posting some choice tid bits today. I hope to leave you all clutching both your sides and your pearls by the time I'm done.
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Part 1:
Please remember this is transcribed word for word from the book. I have taken special care to include all grammatical nightmares for you, and I did NOT add paragraphs for your safety. So read at your own risk.
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Chapter 1, page 1
At the beginning of every relationship it's always special everything is going so well. I mean all the I love you's, you love me all the good love making, going out to the movies, and out to eat. You know all those relationship type things. Even when it gets close to the end, and it seems like this is not going to work he, or she may do something special, and you're in love again. That's only for the moment. I mean you try and try to make it work and still nothing. I look at it like this if you're not hapy in the relationship get out. Don't stay around for the money, the sex, well sometimes the sex, sike no not even for the sex. Don't stay in a relationship just to say you have one or because you don't want to be alone. Sometimes alone is a good way to be. If you stay in a relationship for all the wrong reasons you could end up getting hurt mentally or phsicyally. A Lot of times we as women need to find and love ourselves before we can love somebody else. I have learned that lesson the hard way.
Let me start off by telling you who I am. My name is Missy Flow I was born on October 12 to a Mr. and Mrs. James Flow. I have two brothers James Jr. and Marcus. We grew up in the upper class area of Silver Spring Maryland. I attended Silver Spring School of Medicine, where I recieved my Ph.D. in medicine. I specialize in Cardiology at the Springs Medical Hospital. I'm 34 years old, my weight is 130 pounds, I'm 5'7", light brown skin, and my bra size is 36-C, that's for the men. Yes, I have a big butt I am a black woman. My hair is cut short, so at times I can get away with putting water on it, and it curls right up, I have no children and I live in Silver Spring Maryland in a 5 bedroom house. I have a red convertible top Benz, and a Cadillac truck. I guess you can say I'm doing pretty well. Hell I'm doing great I got it going on.
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For locals: apparently Silver Spring is the most affluent area the author can conceive of.
For all: I'm not going near that Ph.D in medicine. I'll let y'all handle that one.
