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I should not have gone looking

Because when you go look up lipodissolve you start looking at other stuff, like breast augmentation, fat injections, and this:

Vaginal Tightening

Some women may want their vaginal canal and the surrounding tissues tightened. This vaginal rejuvenation can be done surgically or with a laser. Your surgeon will tighten and shorten the stretched muscle at the back of the vagina and remove the unwanted skin. This reduces the excess vaginal lining and tightens the vaginal muscles, which can become stretched out during delivery of a baby.

Vaginal tightening surgery takes around an hour, but some women may need to stay overnight. Typically the procedure requires general anesthesia or a local anesthetic combined with sedation. The scarring is inside the vagina.

You will be sore and swollen after vaginal tightening surgery, but should be able to walk without discomfort within a few days. Most women can return to work within a week after vaginal tightening. You should avoid sex for four to six weeks afterward. If your vagina is over-tightened, it can lead to urine retention.

The cost of vaginal tightening cost is roughly $5,900.
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Re: I should not have gone looking

  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    Or this

    In recent years, many women have undergone a vaginal rejuvenation procedure called reviriginzation, also known as hymen repair surgery or hymenoplasty. During this fairly simple procedure, your surgeon uses dissolvable stitches to reconnect the skin membrane that once partially covered the opening to the vagina (the hymen).

    Typically revirginization involves a local anesthetic and no hospital stay. Recovery time is about six weeks. The risks of hymen repair surgery may include infection, fever and pain during sex. In addition, intercourse will re-tear the membrane, causing pain and bleeding as if you are ... like a virgin.

    The cost of revirginization is about $3,000.


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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011

    Augmentation Labiaplasty

    Augmentation labiaplasty is a vaginal rejuvenation procedure that involves taking fat from other areas of the body and reinjecting it into the labia for a more youthful appearance. Risks include under- or over-correction, infection and failure of the fat graft to take.

    The cost of augmentation labiaplasty ranges from $3,500 to $8,000.

     

    I can see it now. Yes, hi, I want the vagina of a 19 year old...

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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    I think Michelle Duggar should go in for the vaginal tightening surgery, and TLC can use it as a special one hour episode of "19 kids, and we're done." 
  • edited December 2011
    Butter, step away from the vaginas.
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  • edited December 2011
    I saw a BBC documentary about this sort of stuff, including the hymenoplasty. In Britain it's big in the Muslim community.

    Also covered was a surgery to reduce meat curtains. Some young girl was self-concious about her curtains because her sister made fun of them. Why her sister is checking out her vagina, IDK. Anyhow, girl goes to a doctor who slices off a little of the inner lips on each side. It takes about three months to recover. I was horrified.
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  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    I don't think it's a good idea to mess with the vagina. It's too sensitive an area.

    Even childbirth is putting a big strain on it. Leave it how it is.
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  • E SquaredE Squared member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_should-not-gone-looking?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:42dae697-d473-4280-936a-68a207ee7ba1Post:19cc0e57-d19b-4cdb-be45-cf79008cda52">I should not have gone looking</a>:
    [QUOTE]If your vagina is over-tightened, it can lead to urine retention. 
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    PMB!  Me too.  It was amazing that there was a group of women all looking at each other's labia and what not.  I was definitely uncomfortable.  I used to think I looked "funny" down there, then realized we're all different shapes and sizes. 

    I'll keep what I have, thanks.
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  • edited December 2011
    I understand if your family is about to set you on fire for having sex, but I don't get a 50 year old trying to sew her hymen back.
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    Just buying a fake hymen on the internet is much cheaper and has no recovery time.

    http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299
  • edited December 2011
    O, the 'group therapy' was so weird. All "become one wht your vajayjay" and stuff. It's just one more thing for women to be self-conscious about.

    LOL @ Nola.
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  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    edited December 2011
    My friend who is a nurse in the OC knows of one OB who dropped her labor business and now only does labial and vaginal cosmetics surgery. Business is apparently great.
  • edited December 2011
    It's like they're trying to get porn star or playboy vaginas. Those women aren't real!
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  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_should-not-gone-looking?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:42dae697-d473-4280-936a-68a207ee7ba1Post:87a85ec1-85a3-44c5-8b5c-bc0555ce8709">Re: I should not have gone looking</a>:
    [QUOTE]My friend who is a nurse in the OC knows of one OB who dropped her labor business and now only does labial and vaginal cosmetics surgery. Business is apparently great.
    Posted by jojobrn[/QUOTE]

    I'm betting the Newport, Irvine, and Laguna groups keep her in business.
  • edited December 2011
    E, you always post the best videos.
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  • awesome-sauceawesome-sauce member
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    E's video made me literally LOL at my desk.
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