His dad dropped him off this morning and the guy was visibly down. He looked at me all serious like and said "We had an incident this morning." I had no idea what to expect so I said "Ok....."
GKDad: I set him down to put my shoes on and...(dramatic pause)...he lunged forward.
Me: (at gig kid) Did you take a tumble? (gig kid reaching for me and laughing)
GKD: No. (another pause) I kicked him in the face.
Dad pulled GK's hat off and revealed a very large red goose egg on his right eyebrow. I tried really hard not to laugh and said "It happens."
Dad couldn't leave and I thought he was going to start crying. He kept kissing GK and apologizing. I had to scoot him out the door and told him GK was fine and he's not mad. Hell, he was already tearing into the toys before his dad left.
If he only knew how many times DD has been knocked down by me as she tried to weave in and out of my legs as I walked. She thinks she's a cat or something.