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panty poem, perfect for showers!

i thought this poem was cute. my club board posted this.. her bms got a pair of panties for each type described below!

The Panty Poem (in case you're wondering!)
The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide

So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span


The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, "Hooray!"
When he sees you on that night


The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red


After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

T
hen when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby


And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive


When finally you're old and gray
With these you can't go wrong
'Cuz sorry (Bride's name) but at that age
You just can't wear a thong

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Re: panty poem, perfect for showers!

  • edited December 2011
    Bahaha, that's fun! :D
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  • edited December 2011
    That's cute!  
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  • edited December 2011

    I Love it! I'm so copying it. I have my MOH and a BM whose showers I"m gonna have to plan when they get engaged and I want this! Thanks sara!

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  • edited December 2011
    Oh I love this! Very cute, I'm going to save this and include it with my FSIL's shower! Thanks! 
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  • edited December 2011
    So cute! Love that :o)
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  • edited December 2011
    ahahahahahahaaaa! that is sooooo dang cute! :D
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