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Why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?

No, I don't have any sort of infection and no, I didn't shave them and get razorburn.  They're just itchy, always, relentlessly, like I imagine dudes' balls are.  I'm guessing that this is one of those things that all women experience but no one ever really talks about, yeah?
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Re: Why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?

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    DG1DG1 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_why-are-labia-pretty-much-the-itchiest-things-ever-always?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:4e6f6a4a-bfbc-41e6-9acd-537cc86c655fPost:ec2c2b04-9a7a-41a7-8782-d048e6045691">Why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?</a>:
    [QUOTE]No, I don't have any sort of infection and no, I didn't shave them and get razorburn.  They're just itchy, always, relentlessly, like I imagine dudes' balls are.  I'<strong>m guessing that this is one of those things that all women experience but no one ever really talks about, yeah?</strong>
    Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

    No. Please call your ladyparts doctor.

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    their balls aren't actually itchy, they're just looking for an excuse to play with themselves.
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    Not itchy here.  Maybe you should try taking a bath.
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    GBCKGBCK member
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    not itchy when I'm healthy, 90% of the time...
    only when something is wrong.

    Time for a tune-up and either to get monistat or be used as a hand-puppet by the doc.
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    This was in my dad's health flyer (it's for women too) it's called vulvitis I think. 

    I am only itchy maybe 2 days out of the month...fun times. 
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    vulvitis: a play in one act.

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    hmo, a young asian professional woman.
    kuus, a young ukrainian professional woman, a scientist.

    [both sit at separate desks, typing into computers and manuevering mice.]

    hmo: for more casual dinners, it's the target linens, the wood handled flatware, and the picardie tumblers.  

    kuus: why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?  

    [long pause]

    me: i--  (exit through wall, leaving hmo-shaped hole)
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    Zsa:  (chokes, dies)
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    GBCKGBCK member
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    HMO wins the internet.  With a bottle of:
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    I love this!

    I've never had this issue.
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    HeffalumpHeffalump member
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    Um, mine aren't the itchiest things ever.  [double checks]  Nope.

    How do you know you don't have an infection?
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    Mine are itchy when my ladybits are revolting.  Usually only after really rough sex.  So, maybe that's your ish?
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    Did you just recently trim?  

    The only time mine really itch is from the lube on the condoms if I don't get it all wiped off.
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    I am guffawing at the play.
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    This is what you get when you put a sloth in your pants.
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    Hahahahaha @MNNE
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    hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    btw, am i the only one imagining a night at the kuus household, where both mr & mrs are just standing around and going to town, scratching around with both hands in their junkal regions, and then letting out a shared sigh of relief?
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    HMO, YES and I do not thank you for sharing that image!

    I do thank Kuus for hers, though.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_why-are-labia-pretty-much-the-itchiest-things-ever-always?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:4e6f6a4a-bfbc-41e6-9acd-537cc86c655fPost:9f43ce98-4993-4b40-941b-aacace89b31c">Re: Why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?</a>:
    [QUOTE]btw, am i the only one imagining a night at the kuus household, where both mr & mrs are just standing around and going to town, scratching around with both hands in their junkal regions, and then letting out a shared sigh of relief?
    Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

    DED, DED, DED, DED, A THOUSAND TIMES DED
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