Why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?

ReturnOfKuus

No, I don't have any sort of infection and no, I didn't shave them and get razorburn.  They're just itchy, always, relentlessly, like I imagine dudes' balls are.  I'm guessing that this is one of those things that all women experience but no one ever really talks about, yeah?

DG1

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[QUOTE]No, I don't have any sort of infection and no, I didn't shave them and get razorburn.  They're just itchy, always, relentlessly, like I imagine dudes' balls are.  I'<strong>m guessing that this is one of those things that all women experience but no one ever really talks about, yeah?</strong>
Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

No. Please call your ladyparts doctor.

*Barbie*

their balls aren't actually itchy, they're just looking for an excuse to play with themselves.

zsazsa-stl

Not itchy here.  Maybe you should try taking a bath.

GBCK

not itchy when I'm healthy, 90% of the time...

only when something is wrong.

Time for a tune-up and either to get monistat or be used as a hand-puppet by the doc.

*Barbie*

allergic reaction to "my new pink button"?

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/06/weekend-flashback-my-new-pink-button/

**O-Face**

This was in my dad's health flyer (it's for women too) it's called vulvitis I think. 

I am only itchy maybe 2 days out of the month...fun times. 

hmonkey

vulvitis: a play in one act.

characters
hmo, a young asian professional woman.
kuus, a young ukrainian professional woman, a scientist.

[both sit at separate desks, typing into computers and manuevering mice.]

hmo: for more casual dinners, it's the target linens, the wood handled flatware, and the picardie tumblers.  

kuus: why are labia pretty much the itchiest things ever, always?  

[long pause]

me: i--  (exit through wall, leaving hmo-shaped hole)

zsazsa-stl

Zsa:  (chokes, dies)

GBCK

HMO wins the internet.  With a bottle of:

6fsn

I love this!

I've never had this issue.

Heffalump

Um, mine aren't the itchiest things ever.  [double checks]  Nope.

How do you know you don't have an infection?

peekaboo2011

Mine are itchy when my ladybits are revolting.  Usually only after really rough sex.  So, maybe that's your ish?

VarunaTT

Did you just recently trim?  

The only time mine really itch is from the lube on the condoms if I don't get it all wiped off.

ReturnOfKuus

I am guffawing at the play.

MNNEBride

This is what you get when you put a sloth in your pants.

VarunaTT

Hahahahaha @MNNE

hmonkey

btw, am i the only one imagining a night at the kuus household, where both mr & mrs are just standing around and going to town, scratching around with both hands in their junkal regions, and then letting out a shared sigh of relief?

ReturnOfKuus

VarunaTT

HMO, YES and I do not thank you for sharing that image!

I do thank Kuus for hers, though.

tawillers

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[QUOTE]btw, am i the only one imagining a night at the kuus household, where both mr & mrs are just standing around and going to town, scratching around with both hands in their junkal regions, and then letting out a shared sigh of relief?
Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

DED, DED, DED, DED, A THOUSAND TIMES DED