when you are trying to get through a crowd, you say "excuse me" and the person in your way scoots over three inches. maybe it's flattering, but it's not going to stop me from hitting them as i plow through.
people on craigslist who are selling furniture for $9k. it's cl, people -- if they wanted to pay a grillion dollars, they would just buy it new at the store. also, it is uggles.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/fuo/2768132807.html
people on craigslist who add fancy words without knowing what they mean. this is not a sleigh bed, so stop trying to charge $250 for it.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bab/2769402504.html
that i am the only one in my entire half of the office. i wish i smoked or something. instead, i am filing.
that there are no food trucks in the area to bring me lunch.