s/o s/o the Bible

Cant_wait!

Remember the other day when DG posted this chart?



 And I said I was going to post it on facebook even though it would result in people praying for me?

I forgot that my very serious religious brother joined facebook last week. This was our text conversation from last night:

Bro: Happy birthday sis! Love ya.

Me: Thanks bro! Love you too. I thought you forgot!

Bro: You still think Hell is funny?

Me: No, that's not what the joke means! It's funny because it's a circle chart that they use in presentations...and the funny part is that I laugh at things that shouldn't be laughed it. It's not funny when I try to explain it, you just have to get it.

Bro: So wait, you think it's funny that you are going to hell.
Me: I'm not going to hell...
Bro: But you said you thought it was funny.

Me: The JOKE is funny. Not hell. You are too serious.

Bro: I know but I don't want you to burn. You know the bible says you will burn without dying.

Me: I'm NOT going to hell! You don't have to worry!

Bro: Ok. I have your present here, you have to come get it!

Me: Is it a puppy?!

Bro: It's Poop.

Me: My favorite!


I love my family.

hmonkey

technically, it's called a "venn diagram."  and happy birthday!

MinM

Technically, that is a Venn diagram.

::pats CW on her head::

MinM

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, hmo.

Cant_wait!

I couldn't remember the name and I didn't want to have explain what a venn diagram is! because then Venn would probably be going to hell too.

mrsconn23

I love this whole thread. 

Cant_wait!

I used to be smart. I swear it.

**O-Face**

Your bro is a treat!

Cant_wait!

I just really loved how the hell conversation followed my birthday greeting and then ended with poop.

hmonkey

Cant_wait!

Thank you for that Venn Diagram Hmo! It pleases me.

MinM

Put that on FB

Cant_wait!

hahaha no, no more anything with the word hell in it on facebook! I don't want my brother to lose sleep over the state of my soul.

zsazsa-stl

I accidentally said "what the hell?!?!" in front of my mom last week.  I'm pretty sure that is at least a minor contributor to her anger at me.

6fsn

Hehehe.

I really have to watch my mouth at mom's group.  Apparently sucks is a bad word.

mrsconn23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_bible-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:5221c9b8-2f5a-4ab1-94f0-42bdd9e59370Post:1d6ff346-3f1d-448b-9b46-0d61f410b8bb">Re: s/o s/o the Bible</a>:
[QUOTE]Hehehe. I really have to watch my mouth at mom's group.  Apparently sucks is a bad word.
Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

This is why I can't join a mom's group unless drinking and cussing are on the agenda.  ;)