I tend to get a little grumpy during the day if I don't get myself in the morning, so I usually rub one out before work. Unfortunately this is kind of difficult, seeing as Mr. Kuus spends the non-pooping portion of the morning running wildly from room to room gathering... whatever it is that he gathers before going to work. Seriously, there's nowhere in the house that you can go in the morning where he isn't, and it's not a small house. As was bound to happen eventually, this morning he barrelled into the room while I was finishing up, and cackled like a loon, and spent the rest of the morning asking if it's safe before turning every corner.
Yeah, yeah, I know that we know each other masturbate, but it's kind of private, dammit!