amy was actually
1) funny
2) correct
Dear Amy: My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years. We plan on getting married some day.
Yesterday we found out that his mom and my dad have been secretly dating for about three weeks.
Neither his mom nor my father seems to see our problem with this. But if they continue dating and decide they want to get married, doesn't that mean my boyfriend and I would now be brother and sister?
Is there any way I can talk some sense into them?
— Betrayed
Dear Betrayed: If you truly believe that your boyfriend's mother and your father marrying would magically turn you two into siblings, then — please — do not get married and procreate.