But this last one is tres awesome. He called me up. Normally I recognize and avoid the calls because, really, I don't want you pressuring me to buy 45 boxes of paper to save 10%.
But I didn't check the number before I picked up. "Hi my name is John and I'm your new office manager here at Office Depot! Do you have a few minutes to talk with me today about the great deals we have?"
"No. I don't."
"Well you don't have to be short. I just wanted to let you know we have some great deals on *click* <me hanging up
So he sends me an email, in all bold, and italic, and with a read receipt, and with randomly upper case letters. Dude.
/Targetish rant