So as some of you know I do psychiatric social work. Let's just say it's never a dull moment. This past weekend, the s/w on call was out & about doing her visits for people who were recently discharged from the hospital to see how they're doing.
She goes to this one guy's house. He's a big dude; delusional a lot of the time but no history of violence or anything. He answers the door & tells her there's a troll in his apartment. She thinks he's just having symtoms but then she hears this banging noise coming from the bedroom.
She asks the guy to show her to the room. He open the door & he's stacked everything in his bedroom up against the closet door. After talking with him to try & convince him to open the closet, he relents. Guess what's inside?
A black midget.
I sh!t you not.
Apparently, the guy was a Jehovah's Witness who had come knocking THE DAY BEFORE. Yup, he had been in there for ~20 hrs! The patient had apparently interpreted the JW's coming to his door as something evil & literally picked him up & put him in the closet.
I bet the JW guy never goes preaching alone again!
~The End~
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