Her neighbor is crazy, and she is too.
Offense #1. They had bad weather one day about 8 months ago and his fence fell. This fence separates their backyards. Mama Nola spoke to him about it because she lost a portion of another fence and wanted to see if he wanted to use the person that she used.
He said that he would take care of it, but never did. That was 8 months ago and the fence is still on the ground.
Offense #2. Mama Nola planted a palm tree in her front yard. I don't love the tree, but that's another story. Crazy Neighbor points his sprinkler to land where her tree is, and it is dying. MN asked very nicely if he could position his sprinkler a bit to the left so it doesn't kill her tree.
Crazy Neighbor said, "Lady, get out of my face, and leave me alone."
Now, WW friends, you have never had the pleasure of meeting Mama Nola, but she is very feisty. Let's just say, we don't have that in common, and she will pop off if she is being disrespected. However, MN has mellowed in her old age, and chose not to use the four letter words that she has on speed dial, thankfully.
Cause he be crazy, yo.
So MN calls me, her level headed child, and tells me what happened. She decides to call the police before she sprays bleach in his eyes cause that's her plan. Police comes and talks with her, but advise not to have them speak to neighbor because it will most likely start a war.
MN calls the HOA to complain, and I am waiting on her call, because I know she will call.
