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Should I hide her bleach?

Her neighbor is crazy, and she is too.

Offense #1. They had bad weather one day about 8 months ago and his fence fell. This fence separates their backyards. Mama Nola spoke to him about it because she lost a portion of another fence and wanted to see if he wanted to use the person that she used.

He said that he would take care of it, but never did. That was 8 months ago and the fence is still on the ground.

Offense #2. Mama Nola planted a palm tree in her front yard. I don't love the tree, but that's another story. Crazy Neighbor points his sprinkler to land where her tree is, and it is dying. MN asked very nicely if he could position his sprinkler a bit to the left so it doesn't kill her tree.

Crazy Neighbor said, "Lady, get out of my face, and leave me alone."

Now, WW friends, you have never had the pleasure of meeting Mama Nola, but she is very feisty. Let's just say, we don't have that in common, and she will pop off if she is being disrespected. However, MN has mellowed in her old age, and chose not to use the four letter words that she has on speed dial, thankfully.

Cause he be crazy, yo.

So MN calls me, her level headed child, and tells me what happened. She decides to call the police before she sprays bleach  in his eyes cause that's her plan. Police comes and talks with her, but advise not to have them speak to neighbor because it will most likely start a war.

MN calls the HOA to complain, and I am waiting on her call, because I know she will call.
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Re: Should I hide her bleach?

  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    Dang.  MN is in need of a walk and a quick word with the HOA...and soon!
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  • edited December 2011
    Bleach in the eyes, eh? Interesting.

    BIL invited me on their annual trip to NOLA in September. I'll have to meet Mama Nola if we are able to make it down there - she sounds like my kind of people.

    Please let us know how this ends, especially if it involves the bleach.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    mama nola -- no.  do not spray bleach into his eyes.  pour it onto his lawn and write something creative with it. 

    call me for more ideas and so we can go out for drinks.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    I vote for hmo's plan with "small penis" on his lawn.
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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  • edited December 2011
    Zsa, I'm going to tell her that for reals.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    if she really doesn't want to get in trouble, she should write "small penis" on her lawn with an arrow pointed at his house.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    She could dot the i with her palm tree!
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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