The one who'd be on America's Funniest Videos ten years ago because she can't pay attention on stage.
She had a concert last night (which - come on. 5:30 on a Monday night? They could at least have done it on a Thursday, so I could skip choir.). It was fairly awful, as all elementary concerts are, but Bacon was something else.
She came on stage and immediately looked for us. I waved, and she waved back. So far, no big. Her grade were reading a fable and then singing a song about it. So kids start reading, two by two at a microphone (which meant we couldn't hear/understand word one of the story), and she's staring at the scenery in the back and talking to the kid next to her and waving at us some more and then dancing around a little.
It was the only fun thing about the concert. That, and the kid on her other side looked like a tiny Glenn Beck, which was good for a laugh.
We left as soon as she was done. We're rude. Also, we were hungry, hot, and tired. I'm glad they only do this crap once a year.