Open letter Tuesday goes here :)

niq24601

I'll start, I've got several...

Dear weather,
    We need three hours of sunshine n Wednesday afternoon/evening. Then you can go back to yur usual Seattle mopinees. Can you make this happen? Please, pretty please, with sprinkles and a cherry?
Yours,
Photo-obsessed groom

Dear everyne on Facebok,
    TAKE A DEEP BREATH. Crikey.
Sincerely,
Groom who somehw jumped the gun.


Dear 'o' letter n my laptp keybard,
  Please wrk mre frequently. Preferably, all the time. kthxbai

Tygirljojo

Dear prospective employer I interviewed with last week,

You know you want to hire me.  I would be super excited to work for your company.  You know I'm the best candidate for the job.  Please get rid of this anxiety by making an excellent job offer today.

Much apprieciated,

Prospective employee


Dear bank account,

I do not like the trend I am seeing.  I know it will only continue.  Please make sure to start going in the other direction soon.  Like within 24 hours of the wedding would be great. 

Sincerely,

Getting broke from wedding


Dear CA BM,

You lied to me.  You stated you were going to be better on communication and you have SUCKED with it.  That really irks me.  If you do not really have the flight scheduled, let me know now so I don't have to waste any  more money and time on you.

Thank you,

Annoyed bride


Dear Mori Lee,

I love my wedding dress.  I am pissed beyond belief that not only did you lie about the ship by date, you were behind and you lied about the re-issued ship date.  My BM dresses better arrive at the shop today or you get to deal with my wrath.

Very sincerely,

Very pissed customer


Dear FI,

Thank you.  You are doing SO much better in helping out with the wedding.  I REALLY appreciate it beyond belief.

Love,

Your future wife



Dear MOH & other BM,

You both rock.  You help me out however you can, have put together the awesome bachelorette party and bridal shower, and keep me sane. 

Much love and appreciation,

The bride

niq24601

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_washington-seattle_open-letter-tuesday-goes-here?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:104Discussion:f25b5acc-aa03-4b96-a6f3-08fc786c856aPost:5422c2bd-20a9-4cd1-88d8-722604c20ff9">Re: Open letter Tuesday goes here :)</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear FI,
Thank you.  You are doing SO much better in helping out with the wedding.  I REALLY appreciate it beyond belief.

Love,
Your future wife [/QUOTE]

all together now ... AWWWWW <3

alyssa324

Dear wedding stress,

you causing me major melt downs daily. I am unable to get anything down. And I constantly feel sick to my stomach because of you. Please oh please relax I beg of you.

from cant handle stress bride


To wedding guests

this is ridiculous send in your RSVP already!

from need to know NOW


Dearest Photographer

You have given me so much trouble. Please stop. Just finish my freaking pictures in a timely manner. I need them NOW to order a guest book.

thanks
Ms. picked the wrong photographer

sarack

dear ats,

    i want my bm dresses too. they are now 2 weeks late and i'm annoyed. i know it isn't the company's fault.. i think it's yours.

-annoyed bride

stomach-

   stop hurting today. what is going on with you??

in pain & unhappy

calories,

       burn yourself.. and a lot of them.. i'm exhausted. i hate going to the gym twice a day.. and to my trainer- i can't work out if you work me too hard and i can't walk for 3 days... just FYI, thanks for ruining my weekend and minimizing my results for tomorrow's weigh-in.. don't do it again.

frustrated me.

dear weather,

     please be nice on saturday. i want my bridal shower to be enjoyable considering it is outside.

praying for sun

money,

  multiply, thats all.

sarack

mgoss228

Dear Police trying to find the angry guy with an axe in my office park,

Please find him ASAP, so people can stop freaking out.

Thanks! ~ Worried Receptionist



Dear ATL MOH,

Only 15 more days til you come up to Seattle!  You will be the first person to go into hardcore wedding planning with me.  I've been engaged for about 8 months now, so I am soooo looking forward to your visit!!!

Loves~ your friend for the past 19 or 20 years



Dear Green Lake Jewelry Works,

I want my e-ring back.  I know it takes a lil' bit of time to fit the wax model of the wedding ring.... but it has been a week exactly today.  My "standby" ring just isn't the same as the ering.

~Bride w/o the Bling

alyssa324

ummm what mgoss there an bad man with an axe? How freaking scary

mgoss228

alyssa, I guess the police have it under control now.  But it is creepy and bizarre.  The News helicopters aren't circling around as often, so I'm guessing things have settled down.  My office is in semi-lock down mode (we can leave, but it is suggested we be extremely careful).

Tygirljojo

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_washington-seattle_open-letter-tuesday-goes-here?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:104Discussion:f25b5acc-aa03-4b96-a6f3-08fc786c856aPost:786496f5-a193-49f2-882e-c5e5fc0bcfc3">Re: Open letter Tuesday goes here :)</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Police trying to find the angry guy with an axe in my office park, Please find him ASAP, so people can stop freaking out. Thanks! ~ Worried Receptionist
Posted by mgoss228[/QUOTE]

Holy crap, that is super scary!  Glad they got him!

KST_

Mgoss - holy crap!!! That's just crazy! yeah, I don't think I'd be leaving.

Dear WA family,
I love you, you know I do, now quit the fuucking drama! Step-sister you have now disowned my dad because he let you down, whatever. Dad, you won't talk to step-mom you are divorcing because too much drama, whatever. Dad and step-sister please just talk on the phone about getting storage unit key copied or traded so sister can get step-moms clothes!! Three phone calls about all this shiit this morning is ridiculous!!!
 -caught in the middle

Dear FI,
I'm sorry it took a complete meltdown where I thought I didn't want to get married, but I appreciate that you are finally taking initiative on WR things without me asking or nagging.
- Xanax-addicted bride

Dear Scones,
Mix yourselves and jump in the oven! There are at least 140 of you to bake!
- Wants out of the kitchen

Dear Poms,
You need 20+ flowers each? That means I only have enough made for 5 poms and I need 8 or 9 (I forget). GARGH!!
- Sick of Tissue

jennyann28

Dear MOH,

Thanks a freaking lot for telling me that you could come to my dress fitting, and then last-minute saying "oopsie!  I'm going to Ocean Shores with my boyfriend!"  Lucky for you, my SIL BM is kind enough to drop everything & come with me.  And no, she won't be teaching you to lace up my dress later.  She'll be helping me, since she could find it in herself to learn how from Darcy.  And she has a toddler!  So you have no excuse.

Signed,

Your Friend Until the Wedding is Over and then We're Reevaluating this Friendship

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that you forgot to tell me when you'd like my progress reports by.  That is unfortunate.  But I don't think that it is reasonable to tell me this afternoon that you'd like them by 6pm tomorrow.  Especially when I am supposed to be with the children from 8:30-3:30.  I actually DO have other things to do with my (unpaid) evening!

Signed,

Not a Mindreader

jamers22

dear laundry,

please fold yourself.

thanks,
girl who doesnt want to spend her evening folding clothes