Friend and I are in the checkout lane beside the u-scan things. One of my coupons wouldnt scan so customer service was helping our cashier out.
Behind us one of the uscan things is beeping and there is a guy looking around for help.
Customer service guy: I'll be with you in just a second.
Guy: ok
Friend: (making conversation, we had seen him earlier in the store) did you break the machine?
Guy: (holds up box of Lifestyles Thyn condoms with a giant slash in the bottom) these have been cut open. i didn't notice and I dont trust them
Friend: (turns back around)
Me: clearly your girlfriend wants a baby (he was alone)
Guy: She probably does :::nervous laugh:::
I mean, he could have NOT held up his box of condoms in front o 15 people and just waited for customer service, but I'm glad he did. Everyone's
faces were priceless.