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Also, why hate bacon?

For reals.  It's a food of the gods.

The thicker, the better.  <<dirty
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Re: Also, why hate bacon?

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    6fsn6fsn member
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    DAMN STRAIGHT!  It even makes chicken livers good.
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    Dude, bacon is magical and amazing.  Bacon-hate should be a crime.
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    AuntFloAuntFlo member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_also-why-hate-bacon?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:99409dee-1d97-457e-ae24-cd960c7ec78ePost:de8aea34-dd4f-4536-b309-b13a4dee1684">Re: Also, why hate bacon?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dude, bacon is magical and amazing.  Bacon-hate should be a crime.
    Posted by mrs.conn23[/QUOTE]

    Agreed.  Cheese-hate should be a crime also.
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    Ummmm many relegions restrict the eating of all pork products. Are you now calling all Jewish and Muslims stupid? Yeah and I am the racist.
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    shooooooo!
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    The real question should be, why would someone associate their child with one if the most unhealthy foods on the planet.
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    edited May 2012
    So basically your childs name is Pig.
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    Pigs are wicked smart and adorable. So, no, I don't mind comparing my kid to either something brilliantly cute or universally delicious. 

    You have problems, dude. Lots and lots of problems. 
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    Yes because smart and cute is what people tend to associate with pigs. Not fat, unhealthy slop eaters. Man: wow did you see that new layout of Jennifer lopez in maxim. Mans friend: yeah she is such a pig! Man: huh?
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    babe=pig.

    Coincidence?  I think not.
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    Oh, yes, because the first thing I want people to think about my 8-y-o daughter is that she's "hot". Because that's the most important thing for her to be, right? 

    Fck off, for real. Everything about you is offensive. 
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    Another word for pig is swine. Just sayin'
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    edited May 2012
    I never said you should associate your daughter with anything "hot" My point is if you are going to call yourself baconsmom, be prepared for the assumption that you take your baths with assistance from someone with a hose and sponge.
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    ...And? What do I care what assholes on the internet think about me? You're the one who keeps harping on it. It's a nickname for a kid, FFS. What is WRONG with you?
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_also-why-hate-bacon?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:99409dee-1d97-457e-ae24-cd960c7ec78ePost:efa3b200-65e6-426f-85ed-46359b3b55c0">Re: Also, why hate bacon?</a>:
    [QUOTE] What is WRONG with you?
    Posted by baconsmom[/QUOTE]

    We could probably be here for years trying to figure that one out.
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    GBCKGBCK member
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    (If there is a good story here on where your name came from though, I did miss it.  You should recap in a non-feeding-into-mccreepersons way :)
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    Oh, it's not a good story, really. 

    I was watching A Baby Story before we knew if Bacon was a boy or a girl. On the show, the pregnant lady had a 3 or 4-y-o, and she asked the kid what they should name the baby. Kid said "Bacon!", and we decided that was a good name. Better than "it", certainly. 

    Since we weren't orthorexics with problems keeping our mouths shut, we had fun with it. 
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    I want bacon in the worst way right now.
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    In Response to Re:Also, why hate bacon?:[QUOTE]...And? What do I care what assholes on the internet think about me? You're the one who keeps harping on it. It's a nickname for a kid, FFS. What is WRONG with you? Posted by baconsmom[/QUOTE]
    Than why are your panties in such a bunch over what I have to say?

    I bet you'll think of me the next time you look in a mirror.
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