I was waiting in the doctors office for my sickness last week.
1. There was this older guy who was snoring, very loudly in the waiting room.
2. He gets a call and tells the person all he wants for dinner is beer and Stove Top Stuffing.
3. His elderly mother comes out, and he proclaims, "Man, I had shorter waits when I was getting processed in jail."
Y'all I laughed and laughed. I had to stop looking at the lady sitting next to me because she made me laugh even more.
His mother says, "Please excuse my son, and shuffles out on her walker." Me thinks this isn't anything new.