The awkward post reminds me of a show I taped on Sunday. I think it's called Strange Sex and was all about a very nerdy guy with a very large Mr. Peter.
13 inches @ full attention, and 10 during normal business hours.
Anyway, he was saying that it hasn't helped his love life, but he has seen many a lady garden in his day, but it's not enough to keep the ladies around.
He belongs to a forum for very large men. Who knew?