Friday H and I were at SIL/BILs house having dinner. H and BIL were outside while SIL, myself and Nephew were inside. I heard a noise outfront and asked, "what was that?".
Her response?
"Probably my colored neighbors".
O lord, I asked her to repeat herself because I thought I heard her wrong.
Nope. That's what she said.
I almost choked and fell off my chair.
:-/