I need a poem

DG1

As mentioned in the post below, I need a cheesy poem.  The more cheese, the better.

Basically, it needs to convey the following:
* I'm sorry I have been using your fat free hazelnut coffee creamer
* I bought a replacement bottle
* If you are the original owner of the partially-stolen hazelnut coffee creamer, please make use of the replacement bottle.

Any ideas?  If I can't get a good poem, I might just use that bulleted list and call it a day.

FWIW, I'm planning to print this ona  sticker and put it on the bottle.

DG1

The good news is that it's a friendly, relaxed office.  No one is likely to actually get pissed off.

But I'm still not signing my name.

*Barbie*

I am so sorry, I used your cream,

Please don't be mad - don't yell or scream

This fresh bottle is for you to use

In your coffee, or how you choose... ;-)

*Barbie*

i would have written something dirty, but i figure it's going in the work fridge

*Barbie*

i got back just in time, i was dealing with the contractors who are on week 2 of a 3 day job. 

E Squared

There once was your bottle of cream

A hazelnut premium dream

I, too, loved the taste

So now it's replaced

I hope that my ass you won't ream.

Bonus haiku:

Hazelnut's all gone

I bought a new one for you

Don't kill me, colleague.

Butter Cookie

To whom it may concern: 

Due to a string of recent possessings, I was a victim of such a possessor (named Artemus.) While possessed I was unaware of my actions, and only pieced together later that Artemus was a hazelnut cream addict, and used it in one of his coffee rituals. While I am not responsible for being possessed, I feel that since my body was still involved in this heinous crime I am replacing your cream. 

Yours Truly,

Anon