Yearbook names, as promised (although late)

tawillers

Taken directly from Son's yearbook (yes, I actually took the time to do this):

Normal names with youneek spellings:
Aalyviah - that would be Olivia, folks
Aric
Nathen
Kalob
Kenidee
Juztyce


Speshul names:
Kiralee
Alimonie
Aquala - like, a koala?
Chayton
Whisper
Waveland
Jahshadow
Dragan
Yana
Kaigan


YWIA!

Butter Cookie

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[QUOTE]Taken directly from Son's yearbook (yes, I actually took the time to do this): Normal names with youneek spellings: Aalyviah - that would be Olivia, folks Aric Nathen Kalob Kenidee Juztyce Speshul names: Kiralee Alimonie Aquala - like, a koala? Chayton Whisper Waveland Jahshadow Dragan Yana Kaigan YWIA!
Posted by tawillers[/QUOTE]

<div>Aalyviah = how spaghatah nadle would say it. </div>

LnR70707

DED at Jahshadow and dragan

tawillers

Jahshadow reminds me of "job shadow"...

Butter Cookie

AHAHAHAHA I just notice Alimony (or Alimonie)

loveshine1

My favorites are:

Alimonie - Because there's nothing like naming your kid after something your ex-spouse owes you

Jahshadow - Like eyeshadow. It's very glamorous and yooneek.

mrsconn23

LMAO!  That's great.  I'll have to snag the kiddo's yearbook and see if I can come up with anything. 

Heffalump

Alimonie?  FFS.  That's grounds for emancipation.

**O-Face**

MIL taught a kind named Felonie Unique once.  Poor kid.
Those are all good ones.

Jahshadow?  Really?  How do you say that?

DG1

Love this. I will enjoy this part of my children's schooling.

Waveland = the town my grandmother lived in, largely washed away by hurricane katrina.  Nice.

zsazsa-stl

::weeps for America::

Butter Cookie

On the bright side this means little Maria and Little Daniel won't have a problem getting a job. 

baconsmom

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[QUOTE]In Response to Yearbook names, as promised (although late) : Aalyviah = how spaghatah nadle would say it. 
Posted by Butter Cookie[/QUOTE]

<div>Bahtah Cahkie, Ah'm ded ovah heah!</div>

PharmacyBride

I honestly saw the names
Almighty Freedomborn & Everlasting Freedomborn
the 3rd kid had a weird name too - but I can't remember it.

Changing the last name to allow for crazy first names seems very very weird to me.

I realize parents want to make their kids unique- but all they succeed at doing is guaranteeing their kids will be made fun of and that it will be impossible for people to say and/spell their names correctly.

TheDuckis

I am not convinced that Maria and Daniel will have easy times finding jobs. When employers start hiring Alimonie and Jahshadow because there are no regularly-named people left, they're going to think Maria and Daniel are stupid names and they'll hire Kenidee and Aahlyivia.