Courtesy of ProjectRungay:
We love you, Paz de la Huerta. We love your lipstick, which makes you look like you've been eating cake frosting out of the can with your hands tied behind your back. We love your boobs, which are sliding slowly down your front because you are allergic to bras. We love your panties. We love your trailer park hair. We love the perpetually confused, pouty look on your face, like you don't know where you are and you're not sure if you like anyone in the room. And most of all, we love your dress, which looks like it was made from an army parachute and was designed to flatter absolutely nothing on your body.