Hot mess Monday!!

mrsconn23

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/41208568.aspx

I'll C+P the OP below, but the responses are the true jackpot.  bad names, guns, racism, oh my!

OP:

Hello! I decided to introduce myself here because after reading the post here I feel like I wont be flamed for questions I have like some of the people in my life do to me. Well I will let you all know I’m 19. (This is probably the main reason I get flamed. I’m ok with that.) I’m engaged to my best friend and we are going to be married next September. We have been friends since grade school and started dating the end of our senior year in high school. He has a son who is 14 months old. I love him so much I have been in his life since he was born. He calls me mom and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when he does. I get along with his bio mom. We don’t talk whole lot but we get along so I’m happy for that. I am pregnant with a little girl, I’m due VERY soon. We are very excited. I know some of you much be thinking that he cheated on her with me and they broke up or whatever.(I‘ve gotten that from people often.) But that was not the case. They were together and after she was pregnant she said left him and told him the baby wasn’t even his. But after about 6 or 7 months she came back and told him that it was his and it was a boy and all that stuff. We at this point were dating for a few months but I wasn’t going to just up and leave him for her surprising all of it on him. After he was born they got tested to make sure he was his son. He has now has 50/50 custody but really keeps him more the time. We are planning to get full custody after we are married and are a bit more settled. At the moment he is finishing up school. And I already finish school and proud to say I have a degree in pastry arts. I didn’t stop school when I found out I was pregnant. I’m very happy with the way our lives are going right now so if you made it this far thanks for reading and glad to have found a place were I can feel excepted and seek advice.

*OP's ticker indicates that she plans to name her soon to be baby girl "Remington". *SMDH*

katorigasuki

Remington?  as in like, razors?

tell the truth, is this Farrah?

Sloane99

67 posts too, it's unlikely that it's MUD but thank you for filling up my morning even if it is.

Sloane99

"Yes, I meant Nathan Bedford Forrest. Don't know why my fingers decided to type Ford. I think it was because DH was talking about a Ford truck he saw for sale.

Anyway, yeah that's what people say.

I'm not going to defend our choice. I liked the name Nathaniel Wyatt, and DH happened to be the one who came up with it. I didn't know until after he was born that his idea came from where it did.

DH is a civil war junky, to say the least, and he has been a reenactor for the Confederacy since he was a kid. Just because the history books in school say that's what happened, doesn't mean that's exactly true. If you took a smaller focus history class that takes a closer look at the KKK, you would also see that Forrest abandoned the KKK and pulled his support when they turned to what they did later."


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO geez. That's what I was missing from my education a "smaller focus" history class that doesn't emphasize all those textbook, recorded facts.

notamrs

 

I used to live in Forrest City, AR. Yep, named after that Forrest.  Glad we left when I was in 5th grade.

Lauriac

If I met a child named Remington, I'd wonder why anyone would name their kid after hair straighteners.

http://www.stylewithremington.com/

I guess I'm just not into guns.

katorigasuki

holy hell this is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Mrs.Thistletwat

I drove through the Nathan Bedford Forest Forest in TN. I wasn't happy about it. I kept expecting to see "strange fruit" and burning crosses. It was a looong ride.

This moron probably wants a "white history month" as well.

6fsn

Family in town named their 3 boys: Colt, Remington, and Ruger.  No lie.  My friend's daughter dated Ruger.

Mrs.Thistletwat

Does this family realize that those kids are going to have to get jobs some day? Hopefully jobs that do not include the phrase "do you want fries with that?"