Hey btches, chemo starts on Thursday. Word. I'm ready to get this party momofukin started.
DH & I went to NIH to discuss the possibility of a clinical trial. It was *whack*. The research nurse was eating lunch when we showed up. She made us wait an hour before putting us in a conference room. And then the gaadamn doctor who was supposed to be doing the trial didn't show up at all. He got "caught up" in something else and wanted us to reschedule. Momofuku, reschedule?? WTF. Andplusalso, I'm not interested in teaching fvkcing people anything. I know they got all creamed in the shorts 'cause I'm a cancer patient who is otherwise healthy as a horse. But fvkc that. As soon as I heard the word "randomization", I knew that sht wasn't for me. Maybe if I were someone who'd been battling this for years and had run out of options but hello, I am not that person. NO ONE'S TREATED ME YET.
So, once DH & I got home, I called my oncology nurse and told her to get me in the gaadamn chemo schedule ASAP. I start Thursday at 8 am. Countdown to Cancer Free starts then. Set your timers, heifers!
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