About a week ago, a recruiter left me a voicemail on my work phone asking if I was interested in new jobs. I erased it. I'm not stupid enough to take a call about a new job while at work on my work phone. It's also pretty clear from my voicemail that you've reached my desk, not a personal line. This MFer called back. But instead of leaving me a voicemail, left a message with the answering service. I am going to rip him a new one. Mfing idiot.