This is the only conclusion I've come to. I got an email from my Property Law professor saying she was going to be on campus tomorrow, since I talked to her about coming in and discussing the final. Except I went to get help last week, and we didn't schedule another appointment. I replied that she might have me confused with someone else (possible; there are 60 people in the class), but I'd be happy to drop by tomorrow anyway. She was all, "Ok, see you at 1 pm."
Uh, ok. I'll take more help, since she appears to be handing it out like free sandwiches.
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