the Mr. introduced me to LFMF last night

GBCK

I was horribly amused.
http://learnfrommyfail.com/
(lear from my fail)


if you really like samoas, buy them all at once. it is not acceptable-after patronizing the girl scouts at the grocery store for the 3rd time in a week-to non chalantly tell them "you know what i want". in front of their moms. #LFMF

You should know that Chinese restaurants probably don’t have bowls of butterscotch pudding for your kids on the buffet, that is HOT mustard. #LFMF

Do not wear a skirt with bells on it on the day you decide you’re drinking detox tea and your stomach holds a Zapatist revolution. Your entire office will know each time you go and when you’re in there. #LFMF
(although, REALLY, who drinks detox tea @ WORK?)


When applying make-up for a zombie costume that burning agony you feel is not normal. The skin on your arms is having an allergic reaction to the liquid latex. Good news is; that all the sores and blisters you now have are gross enough for any zombie. #LFMF

If your six year old son asks his dad why the puppy has to go to the doctor, just know that the answer "To get his nuts chopped off" WILL be repeated to his teacher. #LFMF

[1] When picking up a dark object in the bedroom at night, consider that it might be a black cat. [2] Picking up a black cat by the head is not a pleasant experience for either party. #LFMF

6fsn

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_mr-introduced-lfmf-last-night?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:c053c533-b129-443f-8302-3358b414fb9ePost:eb261024-d4e2-416c-8e0a-fda91fac6c98">the Mr. introduced me to LFMF last night</a>:
[QUOTE] Do not wear a skirt with bells on it on the day you decide you’re drinking detox tea and your stomach holds a Zapatist revolution. Your entire office will know each time you go and when you’re in there. #LFMF (although, REALLY, who drinks detox tea @ WORK?)
Posted by GBCK[/QUOTE]

The real question is why are you wearing bells on a skirt?

These are funny, funny, funny though.

GBCK

Yeah, bell clothes = bad teacher clothing.

When you ask your cousin for what bird cannot fly don’t always expect "penguin" or "ostrich" Especially when she’s four,tells you "The dead ones" and you’re taping it for her pre-school.#LFMF

Always be clear on differences in the military. A roomful of Marines will not be forgiving of your mistake of asking how long they’ve been in the Army. #LFMF

While aboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower NEVER yell "I’m on a boat" because you will be punched in the face by a pissed off Navy SEAL. #LFMF

When doing electrical work and accidentally dropping a screw down your sleeve, remember to tell your co-worker before trying to wriggle it out. He may think you’re getting an electrical shock and break your both legs with a 2 by 4 when trying to get you loose from the wiring. #LFMF

6fsn

bell clothes = bad ANY clothes!

Mrs.Thistletwat

DED at the picking the cat up by the head

hmonkey

>Always be clear on differences in the military. A roomful of Marines will not be forgiving of your mistake of asking how long they’ve been in the Army. #LFMF

this is true.  and a test of how quickly you can backpedal or fake tourette's or something.