When You Are Engulfed by Flames by David Sedaris. I love him, but hadn't read this one yet and spontaneously picked it up in the Philly airport. Did not disappoint. I wish I could say things the way he writes them.
It also made me realize that with the holidays approaching, NPR stations everywhere should be replaying The Santaland Diaries soon.
"I'm going to have you fired!"
"I'm going to have you killed."
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