We saw a third tier friend at the home of a first tier friend. She's a dingbat, but harmless. I let her hold Baby so she could ooh and ahh over him. It was fine until she said, "We should call him 'Fat Boy'!"
3T got a round of side-eyes from everyone within earshot. Eyebrows hit the ceiling when she announced loudly, "HE HAS CHINKY EYES!"
She looked at me and noticed, "So do you." Then she looked at my mom and uncle, "You ALL have chinky eyes!!! Does it run in the family?"
"No, we don't have chinky eyes, but we do have almond shaped eyes."
3T looked at me confused for moment before the light finally came on in her brain, "Oh, I shouldn't say 'chinky' huh? ha ha"
"Noooo"
MIL is thrilled you're joining the family.
