Sunday morning. We wake up and have some pancakes for breakfast. DH's aunt takes DH and the kiddo to a horse farm where she has a horse she leases. FIL and I hang out with DefConn.
When they get back from the horse farm, DH's aunt asks me if I want to go get my nails done with her. I was in need of a pedicure pretty bad, so I tell her I'll go with her. I also wanted to stop at BRU to get a carrier for DefConn because I left my Moby at home and DH and my arms were tired from holding him all day on Saturday.
We get our nails done and go to lunch. DH's aunt gets drunk at lunch and starts bitching about their family drama to me. DH's aunt FIL's only sister. There were 7 kids total in FIL's family, but his brother died at the end of 2009. I just listened and said non-committal things about the situation because it's so not my deal. And then she started saying that DH plays sides and I set her ass straight about that because I *know* that DH does not want to be involved in his dad's sibling drama at all. I was kind of pissed at her for trying to drag DH into thatshit because they all talk about each other behind their backs and it's not fair to get DH involved at all.
I end up having to drive her ass to the graduation. The whole time, she's saying she wants to hold the baby at the graduation. I tell her hell no, especially since she's drunk. She tells me she's a stubborn bitch, and I tell her I'm the same, especially when it comes to my kids.
We get to the graduation. DH isn't even there with FIL, aunt's husband, or the kids. They're late because aunt's husband has been working on his son's car, again. They finally show up after it's started. I end up having to leave to change the baby in the middle of the graduation. There was only 48 kids, so it was a short and sweet ceremony .
We get to DH's uncle's house and have dinner. Then the longest slide show ever, starts. It was a good 45-ish minutes. I end up taking the baby inside for a bit because he was fussy.
FIL finds out that one of their friends has a Tommy Gun. He wants to go shoot it. I'm thinking "When?!"
The baby continues to be fussy. I try to get DH to lock down a time to leave. He won't. He tells me that he and FIL are going to go to this guy's house. I aske how long that's going to take. He says they won't be long. Whatever.
DH's other uncle offers to take the kiddo to his farm (where we camp every Labor Day). It's on the way out to DH's aunt's house, so I let the kiddo go. I'm glad I did.
J's sister, who loves her Cuervo, comes in the kitchen with a bottle of Curevo gold. She's talking to someone about how to do a tequila shot with salt and lime. At this point, DH has been gone for almost an hour. I text him and ask him where he is. The baby was still being a little fussy and I was bored out of my mind. I decide to take the baby outside. I walk in the kitchen and J's sister is serving underage kids.
I walk outside and realize that all of DH's family that I know have left and it's only kids left at this party. And J's whiskey tango family. I text DH to get his ass back there *NOW*! And then I take the baby and sit in the car. DH and FIL got back about 10 minutes later. I tell him that he may want to tell his uncle that underage kids are being served in his house. IDK if DH said something or not.
We go get the kiddo and get to DH's aunt's house. We got up at the ass crack of dawn yesterday and drove home. We had a nice day at home and took DefConn on his first trip to the pool.
I'm glad that's over.