We were driving on the interstate and there was a tire in the middle. I had to scoot over and drive on the shoulder to get around it. I rode the rumble strips for a few seconds and it really worried DD1.
DD1: Mom, what was that noise?!?!
Me: It was the road.
DD1: ::skeptical:: The road? Mom, was it a big fart?
I couldn't stop laughing for a long time. I still don't think she believes me.