What do I get my nephew for his first birthday? He needs no toys because SIL and her MIL buy the kid whatever the hell they want. He doesn't need clothes because again, SIL and her MIL just buy the kid whatever whenever. I'd give books but I'm pretty sure reading is not really a priority for them and I'm not into giving gifts that sit in corners unused.
I'm honestly thinking money. And a box. Because most kids like things like boxes. Hell, give the Chubbs some tissue paper and you've got a good hour of fun right there.