So, there's this ass in my choir named Joe. He's like eleventy years old, he doesn't sing well but thinks he's awesome, he hates women, and he always knows the best answer to anything. He was arguing with me about how long it takes me to drive to church last night. "20 years ago taking surface streets was super-fast! You should do it now! It's better than the freeway!" No, bitch, it's not.
Anyway. So yesterday was 4/20, and the tenors were making jokes. Joe was disgusted by this, because it was the 12th anniversary of Columbine. Which is sad, yes, but come on: Pot jokes are funny, and we don't go to choir to be depressed. We're a young choir, except for him and a couple sopranos: we like joking together and having a good time.
He just kept muttering under his breath: "Disgraceful", "stop laughing", and shaking his head.
I'm hoping he'll die soon.