TMI inside, but I need a slap, please

zsazsa-stl

So I've been having some wacky intestinal trouble.  Dr. thought it was maybe liver related but those blood tests came back normal.  Next step is a poo sample.  I'm supposed to go over and pick up my instructions. 

The symptoms haven't continued after two possible unrelated rounds of wackiness so I am VERY tempted just to blow off this last disgusting task. 

Someone remind me that my health is worth the grossness involved in getting it checked out?   Because I really, really, really want to just pretend this never happened.

MinM

I had to do the poo sample and while it wasn't the funnest thing I have ever done, it certainly was worth it to get the meds I take daily to stop me from pissing out my assh0le every time I eat. So there's that.

6fsn

Poop in the hat and get it over with.

loveshine1

Just do it and get it over with. It's probably nothing, but you'll be much better off knowing and getting treatment should that be necessary.

nicoleg1982

Poop.

But are you on probiotics?  I think that could dramatically help if you have no other issues going on.

nicoleg1982

And if you think of how many of us have had to poop on a table or in a plastic hat, you should be ok.  Strength in numbers, right?

EdsdollfaceJen

This is timely as I swear I just gave birth again in the bathroom. I suppose it has been stuck in there since before I got pg. it was THAT bad. Poop in the hat, a$$ issues aren't fun.

GBCK

Everybody poops.

And eventually, everybody has to poop in a hat.

zsazsa-stl

le sigh

I picked up my kit.  This bowl is lovely.  I wonder if I could ask for extras and collect a table setting for 8?

mrsconn23

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[QUOTE]le sigh I picked up my kit.  This bowl is lovely.  I wonder if I could ask for extras and collect a table setting for 8?
Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]

LOL!  A true poo-poo platter.

MinM

Make sure to mark the ones intended for use by vegetarians

PMeg819

Hey, if I have to go get the dildo cam to see why my period won't stop coming then you have to poop in the hat.

zsazsa-stl

I've had the dildo cam, PMeg.  At least I didn't have to stand in a public waiting room amongst the watchful eyes of the community and have the dildo cam explained to me like I did for this little craft project.

PMeg819

Yeah, but I'm going to the teaching hospital. THey've already let me know I may have people watching/learning. This is the price I pay for high quality healthcare.

zsazsa-stl

I imagine a deli number box set-up outside of the exam room so that the whole class gets a turn for a looksy at you.  Hee!