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TMI inside, but I need a slap, please

So I've been having some wacky intestinal trouble.  Dr. thought it was maybe liver related but those blood tests came back normal.  Next step is a poo sample.  I'm supposed to go over and pick up my instructions. 

The symptoms haven't continued after two possible unrelated rounds of wackiness so I am VERY tempted just to blow off this last disgusting task. 

Someone remind me that my health is worth the grossness involved in getting it checked out?   Because I really, really, really want to just pretend this never happened.
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Re: TMI inside, but I need a slap, please

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    edited December 2011
    I had to do the poo sample and while it wasn't the funnest thing I have ever done, it certainly was worth it to get the meds I take daily to stop me from pissing out my assh0le every time I eat. So there's that.
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    Poop in the hat and get it over with.
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    loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    Just do it and get it over with. It's probably nothing, but you'll be much better off knowing and getting treatment should that be necessary.
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    nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    Poop.

    But are you on probiotics?  I think that could dramatically help if you have no other issues going on.
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    nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    And if you think of how many of us have had to poop on a table or in a plastic hat, you should be ok.  Strength in numbers, right?
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    edited December 2011
    This is timely as I swear I just gave birth again in the bathroom. I suppose it has been stuck in there since before I got pg. it was THAT bad. Poop in the hat, a$$ issues aren't fun.
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    GBCKGBCK member
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    edited December 2011
    Everybody poops.
    And eventually, everybody has to poop in a hat.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    le sigh

    I picked up my kit.  This bowl is lovely.  I wonder if I could ask for extras and collect a table setting for 8?
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_tmi-inside-but-need-slap-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:f43da432-9077-4ad9-b206-188ef972c029Post:9e95ba9b-0107-4780-b4bd-908405c7fb03">Re: TMI inside, but I need a slap, please</a>:
    [QUOTE]le sigh I picked up my kit.  This bowl is lovely.  I wonder if I could ask for extras and collect a table setting for 8?
    Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]

    LOL!  A true poo-poo platter.
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    edited December 2011
    Make sure to mark the ones intended for use by vegetarians ;)
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    PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    edited December 2011
    Hey, if I have to go get the dildo cam to see why my period won't stop coming then you have to poop in the hat.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    I've had the dildo cam, PMeg.  At least I didn't have to stand in a public waiting room amongst the watchful eyes of the community and have the dildo cam explained to me like I did for this little craft project.
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    PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    edited December 2011
    Yeah, but I'm going to the teaching hospital. THey've already let me know I may have people watching/learning. This is the price I pay for high quality healthcare.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    I imagine a deli number box set-up outside of the exam room so that the whole class gets a turn for a looksy at you.  Hee!
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